Top 5 reasons to buy a house... according to the onion

Disclaimer: The Onion is a satirical news website

1. All this extra cash on hand is starting to make you feel claustrophobic
2. Property ownership the only way to be viewed as bona fide adult without having children
3. You’re tired of all your belongings getting wet when it rains
4. The thought of openly and honestly discussing your finances with a professional somehow doesn’t make you break out in a cold sweat
5. You and your partner have talked it through and the pushier one feels it’s the right time

Read The Onion article here:

http://www.theonion.com/interactive/guide-to-home-ownership/ready-to-buy